Oh, let me introduce you to my boyfriend.
[Greg Pikitis walks up and puts his arm around Allison]
[shocked] ...Greg Pikitis?
What up Knope!?
Hello Gregory.
You guys know each other?
You might say that.
Come on baby, let's get out of here.
[Greg and Allison walk away]
It's that horrible kid who used to prank us all the time right?
Offer's off the table. She's a terrible person with terrible judgement.
[Leslie tries to walk away and causes a huge mess due to Greg secretly stapling her dress to a tablecloth]
PIKITIS!
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