Chris Traeger quotes from Parks and Recreation

Chris

I would be thrilled if we have a girl!

Ann

Aww tiny dresses! Braids! Glitter on everything! Forget it!

Chris

And also girls' names are so cute! Daisy, Annabelle, Lily...

Ann

Olive, Rosemary...Chicken...Fifty burritos...Oh my God I'm starving! [To the waitress] Miss! Hi! I'm pregnant and I'm a little bit crazy so if you don't bring our appetizers out in the next 30 seconds I'm gonna plunge your face into the deep fryer!

Chris

And also two waters please but no hurry.

Ann

Thank you!

Chris

We are having a...distributions.

Ann

...

Chris

That's what it looks like. "Distributions."

Ann

Let me see that. It says "Congratulations"...I think. Then it says "I Leg Smurf," are we having a smurf?

Chris

We are having a "Eleven..Jewel...Toilet."

Ann

I can't tell what's words and what's punctuation! The suspense is killing me!

Chris

I'm calling Dr. Saperstein.

Ann

I'm calling Domino's. Think Domino's delivers to this restaurant? I hope so.