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Parks and Recreation · Season 1, Episode 15

Chris and Ann in “Unfinished Business”

[reading Dr. Saperstein's note]

Chris

We are having a...distributions.

Ann

...

Chris

That's what it looks like. "Distributions."

Ann

Let me see that. It says "Congratulations"...I think. Then it says "I Leg Smurf," are we having a smurf?

Chris

We are having a "Eleven..Jewel...Toilet."

Ann

I can't tell what's words and what's punctuation! The suspense is killing me!

Chris

I'm calling Dr. Saperstein.

Ann

I'm calling Domino's. Think Domino's delivers to this restaurant? I hope so.

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