Ben Wyatt quotes from Parks and Recreation

Ben

[drunk] Hey everybody! I'm Ben Wyatt! Listen, we of course are here to celebrate Donna and Joe and I have to say you know getting married is the bravest most wonderful thing you can do. Because everyday you come home and your just like "What!? It's you! I love you! You're my sexy roommate! We love each other!"

Leslie

Wooo! He's talkin about me!

Ben

Yes I am baby doll! Look. Donna and Joe are great! You all, are great! And this wedding, is gonna be amazing! Let's get some music and dancing going. And I am Ben Wyatt and I very much APPROVE THIS MESSAGE!

April

You want me to shut that down?

Donna

No I liked it. Let the little man dance.

Ben

Oh God I'm remembering things. We called Jen last night didn't we?

Leslie

Yeah we did. I also called 867-5309 a hundred times.

Jen

You left me four messages last night.

Ben

What?

Jen

They contain very specific policy positions.

Ben

[over phone] I wanna come out strong on education then I'll tack hard into fiscal responsibility!

Ben

Oh God...

Leslie

[over phone] 867-5309!

Jen

I love that song.

Leslie

[over phone] Jenny I got your numb- Hey babe it's ringing!

Leslie

Wow honey you were a lot more lucid than I was.

Jen

Wait, were you guys drunk? That is hilarious! Oh you guys are gonna fit in so great in Washington. Most of Congress is drunk all of the time.

Ben

You ready, babe?

Leslie

Yes. I'm ready.