Jen quotes from Parks and Recreation

Jen

Whoa! What was that!? That was huge!

Roz

Two of the three kids are showering in their pajamas and most of Ben's ties are in the toilet. Just like as an update of where things are at.

Jen

I mean this is chaos.

Jen

You left me four messages last night.

Ben

What?

Jen

They contain very specific policy positions.

Ben

[over phone] I wanna come out strong on education then I'll tack hard into fiscal responsibility!

Ben

Oh God...

Leslie

[over phone] 867-5309!

Jen

I love that song.

Leslie

[over phone] Jenny I got your numb- Hey babe it's ringing!

Leslie

Wow honey you were a lot more lucid than I was.

Jen

Wait, were you guys drunk? That is hilarious! Oh you guys are gonna fit in so great in Washington. Most of Congress is drunk all of the time.