Lorna Morello quotes from Orange Is the New Black ... TV Quotes Database

Morello

My mother always said that silence can be the loudest thing. But she never shut the fuck up. [chuckles nervously]

S1 E15 Unfinished Business

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Lorna Morello

We should've warned you about Red.

Piper Chapman

Well, I just didn't expect to be punished while I was getting punished.

S1 E15 Unfinished Business

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CBCarrie "Big Boo" Black

No such fucking word as 'knifes'.

Lorna Morello

No? Then what does Tony do to Bernardo in West Side Story? I'll tell you. He knifes him.

CBCarrie "Big Boo" Black

Well, aren't you the plot spoiler.

S1 E15 Unfinished Business

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Lorna Morello

What kind of woman doesn't want to pick her own date?

NNNicole "Nicky" Nichols

One that doesn't get excited about the wedding industrial complex and society's bullshit need to infantilize grown women.

S1 E15 Unfinished Business

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Lorna Morello

Do you hate me?

NNNicole "Nicky" Nichols

No, I don't hate you. Well, it is getting clearer every second that you're totally bat-shit crazy, but you're a beautiful, sweet girl. Fuck this guy. So many people are gonna love you.

Lorna Morello

No. No, nobody's gonna love me.

NNNicole "Nicky" Nichols

I do.

S1 E15 Unfinished Business

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[Lorna and Chang are doing a scene together in Berdie's improv class]

Lorna Morello

Oh, Frankie? [makes motions] You have a phone call, Frankie! Would you...like to...take the phone? [Chang shrugs] Take the phone...

CChang

That's not a phone.

Lorna Morello

What is it?

CChang

It's a dog.

Lorna Morello

No, it's not...

Berdie Rogers

Agree to the situation, go with it...

Lorna Morello

But she is clear---alright, dog, my mistake, and here...is the phone!

CChang

That's not a phone either.

Lorna Morello

What is it?

CChang

A DICK!

[everyone cracks up]

S1 E15 Unfinished Business

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[Big Boo is getting a makeover from Sophia and Lorna to trick a pastor into thinking she's renouncing her homosexuality]

Sophia Burset

Okay, all finished.

CBCarrie "Big Boo" Black

Show me my big beautiful self.

Lorna Morello

[putting the finishing touches on her makeup] Okay, almost there. Just hold on, all right?

CBCarrie "Big Boo Black

All right.

Lorna Morello

There... We... Go... Oh, I love this part. This is like that TV show where they gave those ladies the... the plastic surgery makeover, and then all their problems just went away after.

[Pennsatucky rolls her eyes in irritation]

Sophia Burset

Okay, here we go...

[she turns the chair to the mirror. She smiles, while Lorna screams in delight. However, a haunted expression comes over Big Boo's face]

Lorna Morello

[screaming] I'm so sorry, I can't help it. I just love makeovers, and you look so pretty.

TDTiffany "Pennsatucky" Doggett

Boo, you look fucking weird. [they look at her in annoyance] What, she does.

CBCarrie "Big Boo" Black

[her eyes filling with tears] No, um... I look like my mother.

S1 E15 Unfinished Business

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