[Big Boo is getting a makeover from Sophia and Lorna to trick a pastor into thinking she's renouncing her homosexuality]
Okay, all finished.
Show me my big beautiful self.
[putting the finishing touches on her makeup] Okay, almost there. Just hold on, all right?
All right.
There... We... Go... Oh, I love this part. This is like that TV show where they gave those ladies the... the plastic surgery makeover, and then all their problems just went away after.
[Pennsatucky rolls her eyes in irritation]
Okay, here we go...
[she turns the chair to the mirror. She smiles, while Lorna screams in delight. However, a haunted expression comes over Big Boo's face]
[screaming] I'm so sorry, I can't help it. I just love makeovers, and you look so pretty.
Boo, you look fucking weird. [they look at her in annoyance] What, she does.
[her eyes filling with tears] No, um... I look like my mother.
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