Danny quotes from Only Fools and Horses

Danny

Boycie, how nice!

Boycie

Hello Danny. Your brother not with you?

Danny

Yeah. (Tony pops out from behind him)

Boycie

Oh watcha Tony. Drink?

Nah! That right, Marlene's up the spout?

Boycie

Yeah.

Danny

Dear dear dear. You let us know the minute you find out who done it and we'll sort him out.

Danny

Del Boy around?

Mike

No, I ain't seen him this evening.

Danny

Well that's funny his van's in the car park and what's this? A castella and a Malibu Reef? You sure he ain't around. Think hard, Guv'nor.

Mike

Well he may have been in earlier and then he left.

Danny

I see, you just had this place decorated?

Mike

(proudly) Yeah.

Danny

Shame. I want to buy everyone in the pub a drink, whatever they want. Now there's a pound, and I want change.

Boycie

Large cognac, please, Michael.

You owe us £2000. You got the money?

Del

Course I ain't. I ain't sold the phones yet have?

Danny

Don't give me all that Derek. Them two munchkins Ebony and Ivory took the phones off us three months ago.

Del

Three months? I didn't know that Danny.

Danny

Do you think we're stupid? (Del doesn't answer) Do you think I'm stupid? If you don't cough up that two grand I'm gonna take his collar and lead off and let him loose on you! (Tony grins at Del menacingly)

Danny

When Tony and me were kids, we was very very poor. Our old man used to work in on of them old mansion houses. He worked from 6 in the morning til 8 at night and what for? A pittance.

A shilling a day and an horseshit sandwich.

Danny

One day, there was a robbery at the mansion, and the Bill arrested our old man and there wasn't any evidence was there?

Just finger prints.

Danny

Just finger prints.

And eye witnesses.

Danny

A Couple of eye witnesses. They found the jewels on him.

It was a plant.