Rodney Trotter quotes from Only Fools and Horses

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And what have we got in this country to combat the might of the Soviet Union? Three Jump Jets and a strongly worded letter to the Russian ambassador.

Rodney

(to himself on spotting that picture of Tommy whilst alone in the room) Bloody Hell, he's a big bloke!

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Boycie would scalp you if dandruff had a going rate.

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Well I can't wait to fill out my next passport application form. Mother's name: Joan Mavis Trotter; father's name: Herb Alpert and the Tijuana Brass.

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(about Albert) I've said it before, I'll say it again: that man's a right Jonah. I reckon that when he boarded his last ship, the crew shot an albatross for luck.

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People round here don't pay £85 for a painting... People round here don't pay £85 for a car.

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Freddie the Frog. Killed himself by sitting on someone else's detonator... What a plonker.

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(upon seeing the chains) What'd you do, rob Mr. T?

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Cass? You still there? Our coach has just blown up!

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I feel like I've taken a mountain to Muhammad to find out he's already bloody got one.

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(after a failed attempt to call Cassandra's dad, Alan) He's not in. He's probably gone to Manchester to pick up Cassandra, and she will tell him I've booked into a hotel with another woman. He will fire me, she will divorce me, (to Uncle Albert) And it's all your fault! (To Del) And yours!

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(seeing Don) You git!

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You rotten, lying, conniving git!

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We are not dealing with a normal person; this is Derek Trotter! Don't you understand, he is sucking the land dry! I'm expecting a visit from Lenny Henry and Bob Geldof any minute!

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(when Del says that he enjoys hanging with his friends rather than spending time with Raquel and Damien) Just who are your mates, Del? Denzil is a man who eats porridge with a wig in it, Trigger is a roadsweeper who gives pet names to his teeth, and then we have Boycie the freemason, a total snob who thinks anyone with a quid less than him is a peasant.