Del Boy around?
No, I ain't seen him this evening.
Well that's funny his van's in the car park and what's this? A castella and a Malibu Reef? You sure he ain't around. Think hard, Guv'nor.
Well he may have been in earlier and then he left.
I see, you just had this place decorated?
(proudly) Yeah.
Shame. I want to buy everyone in the pub a drink, whatever they want. Now there's a pound, and I want change.
Large cognac, please, Michael.
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