Liz quotes from Nip/Tuck

Liz

[to Christian] You really want to get inside a woman? Stop thinking like a dick.

Liz

Excuse me, someone in the lobby requests to see an arrogant, oversexed, antichrist.

Liz

Alright sailors, tankle away.

Liz

[sensing the tension between Christian and Sean in the operating room] Is this pistols at 20 paces or is someone gonna get to work here?

Liz

[to Christian's broken nose] What happened to you? Husband come home early from work?

Liz

[referring to Christian] He's the only straight man I ever met who was arrogant enough to think that he could convert me. Sometimes, I hated the guy. But most of the time, I loved him.

Liz

[to Sean, about Christian] You've known him for twenty years and you would have never imagined that he was Matt's father.

Liz

You can sing whatever song you want to in front of them (Sean and Christian), but I will not let your gay-shame cost me my job. You know, I thought having a woman run this place was gonna make a big difference, but with you it's all espresso machines and fresh carpeting, Michelle. I am still working for a dick!

Liz

Does any one here besides me think there's anything morally reprehensible about a white man trying to pass himself off as a victim of the American racial hierarchy?

Christian

Sean, tell her to stop using all those big words around me.

Liz

I have a tattoo on my right breast. Two female symbols intertwined.

Christian

Double dykes?

Liz

I'm expressing my lesbian identity.

Liz

What about you? Are you gay?

Today.

Liz

And tomorrow?

Straight......after the surgery.

Liz

You're a conundrum wrapped up in a riddle, babe. (Edit)

Have you always been a lesbian, Liz?

Liz

I slept with a man once in college. He had long hair and when I closed my eyes, and felt it sweeping across my face, I pretended it was Joni Mitchell.

Sean

But she's a multiple personality.

Liz

Oh please! Who isn't? To my mother, I'm a child. To Jan, I'm a heartless, rejecting bitch. And to my dog, I'm God.

Sean

Maybe I should get a dog.

Is that the last implant?

Liz

Unless you made the poor girl eat one for shits and giggles, yes.

Sean

You've seen how he treats women: like they're sub-human.

Liz

Hasn't stopped me from working with Christian.

Christian

Don't take this the wrong way. But you're a better man than I am.

Liz

Damn straight.