Quentin quotes from Nip/Tuck

Quentin

I think you know more about someone in the first five minutes than you do in an entire twenty-year relationship. Those first gut instincts, they're always right. It's time and sentimentality that cloud the mind's ability to judge.

Quentin

This business needs to be a bullet train, not the Little Engine That Could.

Quentin

Kit, if you want to catch this guy, may I recommend that you expand the scope of your suspects beyond those who know whether you're shaved, waxed or natural

Christian

My girlfriend I can handle, it's my girlfriend's girlfriend that's wiping me out.

Quentin

You are my idol. How do you get up for work?

Christian

The sex isn't the exhausting part. It's the constant jockeying for position. I am trying to establish myself as the Walk of Cock here.

Sean

The police found a condom a the crime scene with Christian's DNA.

Quentin

So? The police planted it, that happens all the time.

Sean

DNA doesn't lie.

Quentin

Ask O.J. He'll tell you otherwise.

Quentin

[on phone] Talk to you later, Chris. [to Christian] Guess whose literary agent contact got us the front page of the New England Journal of Medicine?

Christian

Is Chris a boy or a girl?

Quentin

She's a girl, Christian. With a bit of a mustache problem, so I just pretend she's a boy when I'm banging her in the ass.

Quentin

Sometimes people misinterpret me until they get to know me.

Julia

I know you. I know you're someone who can only be big by making others feel small. I know I don't need people like you in my life anymore. And I know you're fired.

Quentin

You are a bitch.

Julia

At least I am not yours.