Gina quotes from Nip/Tuck

Gina

Since I started in the program, things have changed. I don't go home with anyone who reinforces my low self-image. I don't blow anyone off because he has the taste to actually like me.

Gina

Well, doctor, I wouldn't expect you to believe in a higher power. You already think you are God.

Gina

Just because I'm carrying Satan's baby doesn't mean I need to marry the father.

Gina

[to Christian] In case you have forgotton, there is no law against having multiple sexual partners, or you will be on death row.

Gina

[amazed by the medical propertes of semen] That's unbelievable! My entire life I thought there was a psychological reason why I'm a sex addict--turns out I was just jonesin' for jizz.

Gina

[concerned about a potential lawsuit from Joan Rivers] Look on the bright side. The tabloids will go nuts. 'Spa Trio Gives Jizz To Joan'. We'll be famous. Well, she'll be famous, we'll be stoned in the streets.

Gina

[to Christian, who is repairing her carved face] Don't screw this up, asshole. I'm planning to get a book-deal out of this and I don't want to look like the Joker on my dust jacket.

Gina

Girl meets surgeon. Girl goes home with surgeon. Surgeon has a great excuse to leave before dawn. Am I close?

Christian

We go to my place and I give her cab fare.

Gina

Yeah, that's right, asshole. I'm pregnant.

Christian

First time at the plate and I get credited with the RBI.

Gina

You were the only batter.

Christian

I was wearing a rubber.

Gina

Well, slugger, either it broke or I'm carrying the next savior.

Gina

[surprise to see Christian show up in person] Phone out of order?

Christian

I just thought I should be here to catch you when you fainted from shock. I think we should have this baby. I mean, you should have it, and I´ll pay for it.

Gina

Cue the violins. Why the change of heart?

Christian

I´ve realized I want more. I wanna give more.

Gina

What's the matter Christian, not turned on by pregnant women?

Christian

No, just not by you.

Christian

What's this? You're still smoking?

Gina

I have cravings! Withdrawal is very hard on the baby. I can only eat so much. Would you rather I suck on these or some random guy?

Christian

Do you have any idea what smoking does to a growing fetus? Try acupuncture.

Gina

That'll take care of my addiction but what about my oral fixation?

Christian

Then I'll buy you a bag of goddamn lollipops!

Christian

This is good.

Gina

Its Mahi-Mahi with an Asian slaw. I found the recipe online.

Christian

So what do you want? You need something.

Gina

I need you to make love to me.

Christian

You better have made a kick-ass dessert too, sweetheart.

Gina

I'm serious, Christian. I've got to get this baby out of me. My back aches. My bowels are backed up like a stadium toilet.

Christian

Your seduction skills need a little work.

Gina

I don't want my child around cheap common whores.

Christian

He's around you all the time. Oh correction, you're an expensive whore.

Kimber

Did he do this to you? All this bitterness as a result of loving you too much?

Gina

No, I was always a bitch.