James quotes from Nip/Tuck

James

I was planning on having a little more fun with you, Dr. Troy. You're cute when you squirm.

James

Look at me, Christian. Do I seem like the cuddly type?

Christian

The jig is up, sweetheart. It's time to take your little whore and pony show to a different city. Michelle told me about your escort ring.

James

We haven't even ordered the wine yet, Dr. Troy. Shall we share a bottle of Pinot Noir? I know we both enjoy the darker varietals.

Christian

I don't have that kind of liquidity right now.

James

Then I suggest you melt some of your money.

James

Then I have a proposition for you that might ease your pain. I'll knock down your first payment to something more manageable, say seventy-five thousand, if you throw in a hand-job. Don't be vulgar. I want a hand rejuvenation.

Christian

I thought vampires kept their looks forever.

Christian

I'm doing this after hours because I don't want Michelle to know. You deal with me now.

James

You're not going to tell her the sacrifices you're making on her behalf? And they say chivalry is dead.

Christian

[about her rejuvenated hands] How do they feel?

James

Clean. Untouched by time. If only you could do the same with my heart.

James

Let's face it, Christian, not every man can appreciate the experience of a perfectly aged single malt. Smoky scent, sweet and salty taste.

Christian

Where do you get the balls to come on to me?

James

It's inevitable, you and I. The same refined taste, in Scotch and in women. Don't you believe in fate?

Christian

Only in Greek tragedy.

James

I believe in critical mass. Tipping points, tiny straws that can break camel's backs. You've been trying to show me who's boss for some time, haven't you? Well, now's your chance.

James

That car is worth more than $100,000.

Christian

A lottery winner once paid me 4 grand to ride my dick. That means you owe me $300,000.

Christian

Michelle didn't tell me her pimp had a pimp.

James

We all eventually have to face a higher power. Some are a bit more brutal than others.

James

I trust you, Christian.

Christian

Wish I felt the same, sweetheart. Sorry, but even a squashed spider spins its web until its final breath.

James

I'm James.

That's a man's name.

James

In French, ‘J'aime' means ‘I love'.

Reefer.

James

Well, that's the same in any language, isn't it?