Excuse me, someone in the lobby requests to see an arrogant, oversexed, antichrist.
“Montana/Sassy/Justice” · Season 1, Episode 11
In this episode: Christian Troy (3), Liz (3), Gina (3), Sean (1), Grace (1)
Yeah, that's right, asshole. I'm pregnant.
First time at the plate and I get credited with the RBI.
You were the only batter.
I was wearing a rubber.
Well, slugger, either it broke or I'm carrying the next savior.
Just because I'm carrying Satan's baby doesn't mean I need to marry the father.
Alright sailors, tankle away.
But she's a multiple personality.
Oh please! Who isn't? To my mother, I'm a child. To Jan, I'm a heartless, rejecting bitch. And to my dog, I'm God.
Maybe I should get a dog.
I keep forgetting about the hierarchy of McNamara/Troy; I keep imagining I'm apart of it.
I laughed, I cried, I came.
[surprise to see Christian show up in person] Phone out of order?
I just thought I should be here to catch you when you fainted from shock. I think we should have this baby. I mean, you should have it, and I´ll pay for it.
Cue the violins. Why the change of heart?
I´ve realized I want more. I wanna give more.
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