Girl at bar quotes from Nip/Tuck

Christian

Can you believe the shit that passes for music these days?

Maybe you should hang out here on Thursdays. It's oldies night.

What are you doing?

Christian

Exhibiting a feat of modern technological daring by programming my number into your cell. Thus, proving that I'm a modern man of my times.

Christian

Can I buy you a drink?

[commands Christian] Smile. Thanks, but no thanks.

Christian

Is there spinach, sweetheart?

Christian

I didn't realize you are a bitter lipstick lesbian. I'm sorry for taking up your time.

Actually, Christian, I love dick. Just not 40-year-old dick.

Christian

That's perfect, 'cause mine is 35. Why don't we go somewhere dark and private and you can count the rings around my trunk.