GGirl
It might be nice if you paid me a little attention first.
First come, first served? Why didn't you say so. Saddle up.
“Christian Troy” · Season 2, Episode 2
In this episode: Christian Troy (6), Sean (2), Liz (2)
[sensing the tension between Christian and Sean in the operating room] Is this pistols at 20 paces or is someone gonna get to work here?
[to Christian's broken nose] What happened to you? Husband come home early from work?
Until now, the worst thing that's happened to this face is a rough exfoliate. I never even had a pimple as a kid.
Doesn't look like your orbits are involved, maybe just a deviated septum along with the fractured nasal bone. I'll reset it after surgery. You'll be fine.
Fine? This face? No, you gotta make it what it was before, Sean. Perfect.
I only do perfect, remember?
Tell me what you don't like about yourself. [Silence] If I'm going to work on your nose, Christian, I'd like to follow the same procedure we do for all our patients.
We're not here to talk about my nose, Sean. We're here to talk about what just happened in surgery.
Nothing happened. There was a minor mishap.
You call that river of blood minor?
Unger bucked from a bad anesthesia reaction. It's happened before.
Your hand palsied again, Sean.
No, it didn't.
Bullshit. Whatever this problem is, it's getting worse.
It's not getting worse.
So there is a problem.
Patient (looking at a model walking by): How do you improve on that, huh?
Oh, there are ways. Believe me.
PPatient
[referring to Christian's broken nose] Can I ask you how...?
Bedroom acrobatics.
PPatient
Are you here to get it reset?
That's for wimps. I'm here to consult with Dr. Jordan about a surgical technique. She's a colleague of mine.
JDr. Jordan
I couldn't believe it when I saw your name on my appointment sheet. What happened to your nose?
That's why I'm here. I broke it during a game of hoops with the boys. I'm looking to have a rhinoplasty A.S.A.P. How's your schedule?
JDr. Jordan
No moles, but I'd recommend some lipo for those hips.
Are you saying I have love handles? I do not have love handles.
JDr. Jordan
Not that they are noticeable to the untrained eye, but to a professional...
Hey, I am a professional, sweetheart. Don't try and sell me something I don't need. Men half my age want to look as good as this, okay? You're the one who needs work done, doctor. Lasik.
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