Fiona quotes from Nip/Tuck

Sean

I think our credentials speak for themselves. I'm written up in the New England Journal of Medicine three times, Plastic Reconstructive Surgery Journal twice...

Fiona

And how many times have you been written up in People Magazine, hotshot? You can't spit in this town without hitting a plastic surgeon from Harvard. It's not what you've done, it's whom. Celebrity is power.

Sean

Well, we're screwed. We can't get a celebrity til we've operated on a celebrity!

Christian

Let me start off by saying I'm a huge fan. Of all the romantic comedies I've been dragged to by my girlfriends over the years, yours are the ones I hated the least. So, tell me what you don't like about yourself, Miss Summers?

That I was stupid enough to let Fiona drag me here. Look, Doctor, I'm sure you are a genius at what you do but plastic surgery is an actor's worst nightmare. You stretch actresses' faces so they don't have to stretch themselves.

Fiona

Says the woman who hasn't landed a part deeper than a shot-glass in three years.

Fiona

What are you? Leg man, ass man, tit man...?

Christian

Tit man, why?

Fiona

(unbuttoning her shirt) Mommy issues. You should know.

Christian

You're right. I'm an asshole.

Fiona

The town's full of assholes. What makes you special?

Christian

Nothing, absolutely nothing.