MAMan at bar
After you commit, it doesn't matter what you wash with. Women smell infidelity like cat piss.
“Kurt Dempsey” · Season 1, Episode 5
In this episode: Christian Troy (8), Gina (3), Grace (2), Liz (1)
Ever notice how "monogamy" rhymes with "monotony"?
Dr. Santiago, have you ever been sued for malpractice?
As a matter of fact, I haven't.
Of course not. That would be silly. That's like suing a witch doctor for a spell that didn't work.
Does any one here besides me think there's anything morally reprehensible about a white man trying to pass himself off as a victim of the American racial hierarchy?
Sean, tell her to stop using all those big words around me.
Dr. Santiago, maybe you should consider having your own orgasm every now and then so you don't have to live through mine.
Can I buy you another drink?
Now that, Dr. Troy, would be pointless, seeing as you're the reason I'm drinking.
Since I started in the program, things have changed. I don't go home with anyone who reinforces my low self-image. I don't blow anyone off because he has the taste to actually like me.
Girl meets surgeon. Girl goes home with surgeon. Surgeon has a great excuse to leave before dawn. Am I close?
We go to my place and I give her cab fare.
[to Gina] Come on, time to twelve-step your way out of here.
Well, doctor, I wouldn't expect you to believe in a higher power. You already think you are God.
None of us get out alive. Now you can huddle in a group and face it one day at a time, or you could be grateful that when your body rubs against someone else's, it explodes with enough pleasure that you can forget, even for a minute, that you're only a walking pile of ashes. Now that is the truth. If you're strong, it'll make you free. If you're weak, it'll make you, you.
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