Christian Troy quotes from Nip/Tuck

Christian

[to Gina] You're like herpes. Every time I feel like I'm getting my life back, I have a Gina outbreak.

Christian

[to Erica] Why would I consider using a condom? You haven't had a pregnancy scare since Gabe Kaplan was a celebrity.

Christian

[Referring to prolonging Momma Boone's surgery of separating her from the couch] She's not Julia, Sean. The separation can't go on forever.

Christian

College BJ's are cute and nice. But aim a little higher.

Christian

Kimber's not a condiment from IHOP, sweetheart, she's not to be passed around the table.

Christian

[toasting to the foursome] To even numbers.

Christian

Is this surgery or open mic night at the lesbian coffee bar?

Christian

Fourteen hours in this place without a cup of coffee even Ghandi would become a narcoleptic.

Christian

Throw a stone down South Beach and you would hit some model I did not call back.

Christian

[to Kit] If I'm not home by ten o'clock and deep into a beer and some Chinese food, I'll have my lawyer sue you for defamation of character, false arrest and, if possible, being a royal bitch.

Christian

I used to fantasize when I was beaten and molested by my foster father that everything would be okay because my mother was an angel watching over me. She'd want to see me make something out of this life. (edit)

Christian

I haven't struck out like this since there was a rumor that I had genital warts.

Christian

Today I took off a man's leg so he could feel whole. [Edit] I guess you just have to do whatever it is that makes you feel complete, no matter how crazy it is. All I know is that without you, something's missing. Us. You and me. Til death do us part. I love you. Marry me. Say yes, Kimber.

Christian

De La Merde (a play on words for De La Mer) is a glorified massage parlour. And once everyone finds out its proprietors are a dyke, a whore and a housewife, those three 'businesswomen' will be stuck giving rub and tugs just to keep their client list up.

Christian

I'm a widely successful plastic surgeon with great hair, pro-white teeth and a 33-inch waist. I'm a goddamn superhero and I'm going to put that cape back on, fly back into every singles bar in town and bang myself silly.