Christian Troy quotes from Nip/Tuck

Christian

I laughed, I cried, I came.

Christian

Once you've seen a woman's cum face, you've seen her soul.

Christian

Men age and society says we´ve become more rugged women age and they just become... old.

Christian

[giving Sean bedroom advice] Have you tried doing the alphabet? Women are right-brained. They are instinctive and verbal. Want to be a better lover? Work on your language skills.

Christian

[to Mrs. Grubman] Tell me what you don't like about yourself...again.

Christian

There's a difference between being a pussy and being respectful of fear. It's what reminds me to slide on a johnny hat every time I perform a slipindicktomy on a woman of questionable standards.

Christian

[referring to Wilbur] I love him. I love him more than I´ve ever loved anyone or anything in my life. Cicely´s right. I´ve held hundreds of women in my bed and counted the minutes till the sun came up and I could get rid of them. But when it´s late at night and that little boy is asleep in my arms I wish the Earth could just freeze there forever.

Christian

[to Gina, about fighting for Wilbur's custody] Get your coat and your bitch on.

Christian

[saying farewell to Wilbur] Never give a girl your number, always take hers. Keeps you in control. No American cars. German, Italian, or the occasional English. Treat yourself to a barber shop shave once a month. Take a beautiful girl to Florence and eat at the Enoteca. Talk to Marino, he'll take care of you. Tell him you're my son. Don't take any crap from anyone, you're better than that. But.. try to be good to people. Never get too jaded to care. Remember me. Remember me."

Christian

[to Sean] If Anne Frank were hiding in your attic, she wouldn't have gotten past the words 'Dear Diary.' I'm putting pussy lips back on the schedule!

Christian

[upon learning Liz's wish to become a mother] Medusa's going to breed?

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[pointing to an overweight patient and referring to Liz's wish to become a mother] Not fair, they let him get pregnant.

Christian

Fine, but it won't be a mole removal. You want out? It's gonna get invasive. I get the furniture which I picked out for the waiting room, the anesthesia machine. And Liz.

Christian

We had a system. If I had a girl in the room, I put the 'Man of Walk' album outside so you know not to come in. But you're the one who insisted coming in most of the time. Pussy, I knew what you wanted. You wanted to see me screw because it was the closest you could get to being laid.

Christian

Look it's men. We're just wired that way, even if some small part of our brain actually gives a damn about your soul, it's always short-circuited by the part that wants to get into your pants.