Don't think of me as a celebrity. Think of me as a familiar face that changes every couple years.
“Ben White” · Season 3, Episode 7
In this episode: Christian Troy (4), Sean (2), Gina (2), Joan Rivers (2), Liz (1), Julia (1), Kimber (1)
Ladies. Time is money. And at my age, inflation is a bitch.
Semen's an anti-depressant. It has mood-altering hormones in it. I read about it.
Didn't do a thing for me.
[amazed by the medical propertes of semen] That's unbelievable! My entire life I thought there was a psychological reason why I'm a sex addict--turns out I was just jonesin' for jizz.
[concerned about a potential lawsuit from Joan Rivers] Look on the bright side. The tabloids will go nuts. 'Spa Trio Gives Jizz To Joan'. We'll be famous. Well, she'll be famous, we'll be stoned in the streets.
The American Architecture Award. Impressive.
BWBen White
I got it for an atrium house I designed in 2001. I utilised the power of negative space. The beauty of what's missing.
SDr. Sagamore
Six figures isn't doing it for you anymore?
I want to be of service. I left my practice, my wife, my son and daughter. I always thought I'd die without them but I didn't. I'm alive. Alive with nothing to live for.
SDr. Sagamore
Could you speak up? It's hard to hear through all those violins.
Just what you always wanted, right? No ethical restraints and a shitload of money.
You left out sexual depravity and devil worship.
[referring to Sean] He was my mirror, you know? I'd look at him and see who I was.
Baby, you can't depend on mirrors. They can make you look fat or old or too thin. And Sean's made you look small. Way smaller than you are.
Today I took off a man's leg so he could feel whole. [Edit] I guess you just have to do whatever it is that makes you feel complete, no matter how crazy it is. All I know is that without you, something's missing. Us. You and me. Til death do us part. I love you. Marry me. Say yes, Kimber.
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