Face it, Sean, we're not college kids anymore. Your hairline is up and your ass is down.
I'll be sure to put that on your 40th birthday card in a couple of weeks.
“Erica Noughton” · Season 2, Episode 1
In this episode: Christian Troy (9), Girl at bar (4), Sean (2), Julia (1), Gina (1), Erica (1)
Can you believe the shit that passes for music these days?
Maybe you should hang out here on Thursdays. It's oldies night.
What are you doing?
Exhibiting a feat of modern technological daring by programming my number into your cell. Thus, proving that I'm a modern man of my times.
Can I buy you a drink?
[commands Christian] Smile. Thanks, but no thanks.
Is there spinach, sweetheart?
I didn't realize you are a bitter lipstick lesbian. I'm sorry for taking up your time.
Actually, Christian, I love dick. Just not 40-year-old dick.
That's perfect, 'cause mine is 35. Why don't we go somewhere dark and private and you can count the rings around my trunk.
Do you have a subconscious desire to harm me?
I assure you, Erica, any desire I have to harm you is entirely conscious.
You slept with my mother.
Once. At your wedding.
Also at my wedding?
So, I see she offered up full disclosure.
I don't want my child around cheap common whores.
He's around you all the time. Oh correction, you're an expensive whore.
Once you've seen a woman's cum face, you've seen her soul.
Men age and society says we´ve become more rugged women age and they just become... old.
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