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Nip/Tuck · Season 2, Episode 5

“Joel Gideon” quotes from Nip/Tuck

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“Joel Gideon” · Season 2, Episode 5

In this episode: Christian Troy (5), Sean (1), Julia (1), Matt (1)

YDYoung Doctor

[referring to Sean, who's just survived a car accident] Hey, that's my patient!

And he's my partner and best friend. Why would I leave his mug in your inexperienced hands? I have pubic hair older than you!

There's a difference between being a pussy and being respectful of fear. It's what reminds me to slide on a johnny hat every time I perform a slipindicktomy on a woman of questionable standards.

What are you writing?

My obituary. I read somewhere that writing your own was a good motivational tool.

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And what does it say?

"Dr. Sean McNamara, 101 years old, died Tuesday night of natural causes. Inventor of bipolar liposuction. He was described by his friends and large family as a good doctor, good husband..."

...And a good father.

Loss is a part of life. You can't really care for something or someone until you realize that one day, they may be gone. And when they do go, we feel as if everything goes with them and we feel like we'll never really care about anything again. But we do. And we discover that that loss was a gift, that helps us appreciate all of the things we still have.

[referring to Wilbur] I love him. I love him more than I´ve ever loved anyone or anything in my life. Cicely´s right. I´ve held hundreds of women in my bed and counted the minutes till the sun came up and I could get rid of them. But when it´s late at night and that little boy is asleep in my arms I wish the Earth could just freeze there forever.

[saying farewell to Wilbur] Never give a girl your number, always take hers. Keeps you in control. No American cars. German, Italian, or the occasional English. Treat yourself to a barber shop shave once a month. Take a beautiful girl to Florence and eat at the Enoteca. Talk to Marino, he'll take care of you. Tell him you're my son. Don't take any crap from anyone, you're better than that. But.. try to be good to people. Never get too jaded to care. Remember me. Remember me."

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