A character in Never Mind the Buzzcocks
You know, everything you say to me, it seems like it's very sarcastic.
What? What do you..? No!
Am I right, D, am I right? Tell me the truth.
He has... elements of sarcasm about him, but I believe, when he's congratulating you about the MoBo and the gold disc, he actually means it.
I mean it. Yeah.
Thank you, Simon. Thank you.
One day I'll get good at that sincerity, and then I'll get the big money.
You had an interview in the Times recently, an interview in the Times. You mentioned your time on Buzzcocks.
Yeah, see? See?
Dappy said.. this is very exciting, Dappy said, "If I was to see Simon by himself, I would spank him on the bottom." [produces a paddle from under the desk] I've got this paddle, if you want to...
What does she mean by "My name is Shaniqua and what"?
"My name is Shaniqua and what"... basically...
"My name is Shaniqua, and do you have any other questions?".
Basically, yeah. "And what.. what are you going to do about it?"
Is she the one who's been sleeping with that dude there? Who's the other one?
His girlfriend's the one who's walking up the stairs.
Are any of these people married!?
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