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Never Mind the Buzzcocks · Season 22

Simon and Dappy in “22x10”

Simon

You had an interview in the Times recently, an interview in the Times. You mentioned your time on Buzzcocks.

Dappy

Yeah, see? See?

Simon

Dappy said.. this is very exciting, Dappy said, "If I was to see Simon by himself, I would spank him on the bottom." [produces a paddle from under the desk] I've got this paddle, if you want to...

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