Robert quotes from Never Mind the Buzzcocks

Simon

What does she mean by "My name is Shaniqua and what"?

"My name is Shaniqua and what"... basically...

Simon

"My name is Shaniqua, and do you have any other questions?".

Basically, yeah. "And what.. what are you going to do about it?"

Is she the one who's been sleeping with that dude there? Who's the other one?

His girlfriend's the one who's walking up the stairs.

Are any of these people married!?

I want to say One, because he has a kind face.

I think they all have kind faces.

I think One's the kindest. He's my favourite of the kindness.

Simon

Robert Webb, are you having a fun time on the show?

Yes, I speak when I'm spoken to.