A character in Never Mind the Buzzcocks
In 3 of the 480 quotes from Never Mind the Buzzcocks
Most scenes with: Simon (2)
What are you talking about? Do you do it all in that funny voice just to wind up the contestants?
I've got a minute and a half to think of what I'm going to say, and then it all just comes burbling out.
It's wonderful.
Just.. anything that I read in the newspaper that morning that might have--
It's nice that you keep it topical. "Your dancing was like terrorism."
You were famously very mean to that John Sergeant fellow recently.
No, not as mean as I was made out to be.
You called him... a dancing pig?
No, I didn't!
You called him a steaming turdface.
No! Not that either.
You said "We should cut his arms and legs off and put him in a box."
Basically, my daughter said to me, "You're not going to guess one of them, Mum, so don't go on the show." I think she might have been right.
But you lived up to your child's expectations, and that's always a good thing.
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