Simon
You were famously very mean to that John Sergeant fellow recently.
Arlene
No, not as mean as I was made out to be.
Simon
You called him... a dancing pig?
Arlene
No, I didn't!
Simon
You called him a steaming turdface.
Arlene
No! Not that either.
Simon
You said "We should cut his arms and legs off and put him in a box."
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