That's one cold-blooded killer. He stops for a hot dog while getting rid of the evidence.
It's not uncommon for killers to find themselves unusually hungry after the act.
S8 E16Kill Screen
S8 E17One Last Score
No, I saw what happened! You and I were having a conversation, we're trying to work something out.
Yeah! It is a violation. There is an expectation of privacy in our own office.
And she's just chatting away, right over the hedge.
It is over the edge!!
Actually, it's over the top, but it's pushing you over the edge.
Huh?
And you know what I think? [walks into the lab to hear McGee and Abby speaking] What are you guys talking about?
Um, tanning hides. You?
The same.
Easy.
So something interested here here, huh?
There's a couple of options, but I like this desk. Old growth wood. Craftsman made.
[gasps] It belonged to William Faulkner! I love his writing!
Total genius.
Yes! It was worth learning English just for The Sound and the Fury, or that chapter in As I Lay Dying. You know, the one with the five words where Vardaman says "My mother is a fish!"
I don't really like his books much, but I'm a big fan of the movies he made based on other people's books. Like The Big Sleep and To Have and Have Not. I mean, he gave us Bogey and Bacall. God bless you, William Faulkner.
S8 E18Out of the Frying Pan...
What do you got?
Other than my respect and adulation for human's ability to engineer teeny, tiny parts made of nothing but sand?
[looking down at a touchpad computer] Is it dead or alive?
It's neither. It's like a zombie, Gibbs; if you don't kill the brain, it doesn't die.
(talking to Ziva about a dead body that had been stabbed) Lizzie Borden took an ax and gave her mother forty whacks. When she saw what she had done, she gave her father forty-one.
[Abby is doing a reconstruction of the crime scene when McGee walks in]
Hi honey! Welcome home to your bloody abode.
[...]
[points to a computer tablet] It's been sitting in so much blood it kinda drowned the little guy.
Metro give it CPR?
They tried but I think it needs a Timmy touch.
[Tony and Director Vance are in the observation room watching Gibbs interrogate a teenager suspected of murdering his father]
I feel bad for any guy who ever dates your daughter.
Me too.
[reading from the boy's juve file] "Daddy and me had three violent altercations over the past two years. Cops had to break it up. Yelling, screaming." [looks at Vance] Sounds like one of Ziva's family reunions.
S8 E19Tell All
[Gibbs walks into Abby's lab with a scorched book from the crime scene]
Hey Abs, brought you a book.
Oh...great...you know, it's supposed to be burnt after reading, not before?
[Tony and Ziva are Abby's lab attempting to piece together the burnt pages of the book]
Tony, you're hogging the end pieces!
That's because I start with the end pieces. Haven't you ever done a puzzle before? You go out to in.
Have you ever done a puzzle before? Because you work in to out!
[laughing at their bickering] Will you guys stop? I'm trying to read here.
[Tony is hiding in a shower cubicle in a secret attempt to read Gibbs' invitation. Ziva realizes this and pulls the curtain back on him.]
Tony.
Ziva.
You're in the women's shower fully clothed and you are holding Gibbs' mail.
What's your point?
That letter's not for you to read.
I know, but there's so many questions to be answered. The happiest day in someone's life and they need Leroy Jethro Gibbs there to seal the deal? Doesn't make any sense.
Right, so be honest. Surely you would Gibbs there at your wedding?
I don't know if a head slap coming down the aisle is the ideal Kodak moment.
Cellular communication, text messaging, squeaking...
Tweeting, Doctor. Like the little yellow canary and the puddy cat. I used to love that cartoon...
[about the suspect] She's like Lisbeth Salander meets scary Katy Perry.
Tony, why are you trying to look at Gibbs' mail?
Oh, come on, isn't it obvious? The raised calligraphy, the paper that's made from a fabric more expensive than Timmy's shirt. [touches McGee's shirt collar, McGee pulls away] Sorry. [to Ziva] He got the same wedding invitation last week.
How'd you know that?
I saw it. Same fancy paper. Same fancy handwriting.
Well, someone's being persistent.
Who would wanna invite Gibbs to their wedding?
Yeah, guy's got worst wedding juju than Billy Bob Thornton and Larry King combined.
You are overreacting. I, for one, would not mind having Gibbs there when I get married.
[Tony and McGee both stare at her in astonishment]
[sees them staring at her] Hypothetically! [Tony and McGee continue looking at her] I mean, you know... when I... someday... you know, if I-- [exasperated] It is not important!
You get an invitation to Diane's wedding?
[Gibbs looks at Tony, who was standing in front of them. Tony gets the message and leaves.]
Yeah. I got three.
Three. [Gibbs nods his head] Woman always was persistent.
Tobias, she's a pain in the butt.
You going?
Are you?
[...]
You know, Jethro, if it weren't for Diane, we wouldn't have the kind of relationship that...[Gibbs looks at him]...we have.
[amused] Tobias, you've always been a "glass half-full" kind of guy.
[smiles] Never have to pay alimony again.
S8 E20Two-Faced
Sounds like you're getting pretty serious.
I am happy Ray is happy. We are meeting in New York next weekend. He is taking me to the opera.
The opera?! Wow! Does his boyfriend know about you?
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