“Out of the Frying Pan...” · Season 8, Episode 18
In this episode: Abby Sciuto (2), Tony DiNozzo (1), Leroy Jethro Gibbs (1), Timothy McGee (1), Ducky Mallard (1), Leon Vance (1)
What do you got?
Other than my respect and adulation for human's ability to engineer teeny, tiny parts made of nothing but sand?
[looking down at a touchpad computer] Is it dead or alive?
It's neither. It's like a zombie, Gibbs; if you don't kill the brain, it doesn't die.
(talking to Ziva about a dead body that had been stabbed) Lizzie Borden took an ax and gave her mother forty whacks. When she saw what she had done, she gave her father forty-one.
[Abby is doing a reconstruction of the crime scene when McGee walks in]
Hi honey! Welcome home to your bloody abode.
[...]
[points to a computer tablet] It's been sitting in so much blood it kinda drowned the little guy.
Metro give it CPR?
They tried but I think it needs a Timmy touch.
[Tony and Director Vance are in the observation room watching Gibbs interrogate a teenager suspected of murdering his father]
I feel bad for any guy who ever dates your daughter.
Me too.
[reading from the boy's juve file] "Daddy and me had three violent altercations over the past two years. Cops had to break it up. Yelling, screaming." [looks at Vance] Sounds like one of Ziva's family reunions.
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