[Gibbs walks into Abby's lab with a scorched book from the crime scene]
Hey Abs, brought you a book.
Oh...great...you know, it's supposed to be burnt after reading, not before?
“Tell All” · Season 8, Episode 19
In this episode: Tony DiNozzo (3), Ziva David (3), Abby Sciuto (3), Leroy Jethro Gibbs (2), Timothy McGee (1), Ducky Mallard (1), Jimmy Palmer (1), Fornell (1)
[Tony and Ziva are Abby's lab attempting to piece together the burnt pages of the book]
Tony, you're hogging the end pieces!
That's because I start with the end pieces. Haven't you ever done a puzzle before? You go out to in.
Have you ever done a puzzle before? Because you work in to out!
[laughing at their bickering] Will you guys stop? I'm trying to read here.
[Tony is hiding in a shower cubicle in a secret attempt to read Gibbs' invitation. Ziva realizes this and pulls the curtain back on him.]
Tony.
Ziva.
You're in the women's shower fully clothed and you are holding Gibbs' mail.
What's your point?
That letter's not for you to read.
I know, but there's so many questions to be answered. The happiest day in someone's life and they need Leroy Jethro Gibbs there to seal the deal? Doesn't make any sense.
Right, so be honest. Surely you would Gibbs there at your wedding?
I don't know if a head slap coming down the aisle is the ideal Kodak moment.
Cellular communication, text messaging, squeaking...
Tweeting, Doctor. Like the little yellow canary and the puddy cat. I used to love that cartoon...
[about the suspect] She's like Lisbeth Salander meets scary Katy Perry.
Tony, why are you trying to look at Gibbs' mail?
Oh, come on, isn't it obvious? The raised calligraphy, the paper that's made from a fabric more expensive than Timmy's shirt. [touches McGee's shirt collar, McGee pulls away] Sorry. [to Ziva] He got the same wedding invitation last week.
How'd you know that?
I saw it. Same fancy paper. Same fancy handwriting.
Well, someone's being persistent.
Who would wanna invite Gibbs to their wedding?
Yeah, guy's got worst wedding juju than Billy Bob Thornton and Larry King combined.
You are overreacting. I, for one, would not mind having Gibbs there when I get married.
[Tony and McGee both stare at her in astonishment]
[sees them staring at her] Hypothetically! [Tony and McGee continue looking at her] I mean, you know... when I... someday... you know, if I-- [exasperated] It is not important!
You get an invitation to Diane's wedding?
[Gibbs looks at Tony, who was standing in front of them. Tony gets the message and leaves.]
Yeah. I got three.
Three. [Gibbs nods his head] Woman always was persistent.
Tobias, she's a pain in the butt.
You going?
Are you?
[...]
You know, Jethro, if it weren't for Diane, we wouldn't have the kind of relationship that...[Gibbs looks at him]...we have.
[amused] Tobias, you've always been a "glass half-full" kind of guy.
[smiles] Never have to pay alimony again.
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