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NCIS · Season 8, Episode 16

“Kill Screen” quotes from NCIS

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“Kill Screen” · Season 8, Episode 16

In this episode: Tony DiNozzo (3), Ziva David (3), Timothy McGee (3), Leroy Jethro Gibbs (1), Ducky Mallard (1), Jimmy Palmer (1)

I hope you didn't break his computer. He doesn't like that thing even when it's working.

I should have listened to my horoscope. It said I should stay home today.

[laughs] Your horoscope?

What else did it say?

Avoid new relationships, which after last week probably isn't a bad idea either. [looks up as Tony laughs] What's so funny?

Oh, just that you think you have a choice.

And that you read your horoscope.

Oh, just for fun, but it has been interesting. I have been thinking about taking a break from dating for a while. [makes a face as Tony laughs again] Okay, now what's so funny?

Same thing.

Thanks for the confidence, Tony.

I would like to have seen Gibbs shoot that computer.

Well, if I don't get his email working you may get a second chance.

I almost shot Tony last night. We were stuck for almost three hours before the firemen were able to open up the fire doors.

And you loved every second of it.

[Gibbs hits the computer in frustration when he can't log in to his e-mail]

Uh, Boss, I wouldn't do that. I just finished calibrating your-- [Gibbs hits the monitor again] ..monitors.

It was working fine until you touched it.

[goes to Gibbs' desk] All I did was tweaked the color gamma... Mind if I?... Probably just to restart your email clients... No, let me try this...

[McGee tries to fix the account but to no avail. Gibbs takes out a baseball bat and hits the computer with it.]

Boss, that's really not gonna help.

Well, it helps me.

[McGee accidentally spills Gibbs' coffee onto his desk]

Uh sorry Boss. [desperately trying to clean up the mess] Sorry. I'm sorry uh... how about you take mine. It's a double half-caf, Sumatra blend with a twist of lemon. [Gibbs storms off without a word] I'll have it fixed by the time you get back.

[Tony and Ziva arrive at work]

Morning, Boss. Like that shirt! [Gibbs storms past them without a word]

[to McGee] Hope you didn't break his computer. He doesn't like that thing even when it's working.

I should have listened to my horoscope. It said I should stay home today.

[laughs] Your horoscope?

What else did it say?

Avoid new relationships, which after last week is probably not a bad idea either. [looks up as Tony laughs] What's so funny?

Oh, just that you think you have a choice.

And that you read your horoscope.

Oh, just for fun, but it is interesting. I have been thinking about taking a break from dating for a while. [makes a face as Tony laughs again] Okay, now what's so funny?

Same thing.

Thanks for the support, Tony.

That's one cold-blooded killer. He stops for a hot dog while getting rid of the evidence.

It's not uncommon for killers to find themselves unusually hungry after the act.

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