They say the clothes make the man.
He's not a man, he's a McGee.
S4 E16Dead Man Walking
S4 E17Skeletons
(to McGee, holding a dollar bill and a candy bar) Give me a dollar.
Okay. What's wrong with that one?
The machine wouldn't take it. And I want a candy bar.
What's wrong with that candy bar?
It has nougat in it.
But you hate nougat.
I know! It was a mistake, McGee! Do you have a dollar?!
All I have are big bills.
What is nougat?
It's whipped dolphin fat.
No. That's the filling in Klowny Kake.
That is a myth. [Shouts] Would someone please give me a dollar?!
(silence)
Sure, I got one.
(Abby walks over and snatches it from him)
Thanks. God, it's like some kind of crime to not like nougat! [Leaves]
I don't even know what nougat is!
It's a cream, made from sugar, honey and nuts. Grab your gear. Got an explosion at a Marine's funeral in James River National.
Did anyone else see what just happened there with Abby?
Yeah. She stole my dollar.
She definitely seemed Un-Abby.
Who?
Abby.
Abby's unhappy?
No. Abby's Un-Abby. I need you to focus here, okay? Pitch in. I'll talk to her when I can.
Why you?
Because dealing with an angry woman requires a great deal of sensitivity. Clearly not an area of expertise for you.
Well, I don't doubt that you have more experience with angry women.
See? That wasn't very sensitive, was it?
The man has one serious relationship and all of the sudden, he's an expert.
All right, there is one clear-cut, undeniable reason why I should be the one to talk to Abby: She owes me a dollar.
I was right, wasn't I? There is something wrong with Abby.
Let it go, Probie.
Why?
Because I'm pretty sure it was something you did.
DiNozzo, David, wait here.
You sure about that, Boss...? Of course, because if you weren't, you'd be saying, "DiNozzo, David, follow me." PROBIE, STOP IT!
[Ducky and Palmer are piecing together some skeletal remains and discussing death rituals]
[...]
[...] Humerus
I suppose it depends on what you find funny. [Ducky holds up the humerus] Oh.
David, DiNozzo, perimeter.
You sure you don't want us to help you in there boss...? Of course not, because if you did, you would have said, "David, DiNozzo, follow me." PROBIE, STOP IT!
S4 E18Iceman
Well, well. Look who's finally here.
Oh, like you've never been late, left early, or gone mysteriously missing.
Oh no, that's my point exactly. Tardiness is my middle name. In fact, it's expected of me. You, on the other hand, have become the poster girl for punctuality.
Any tattoos Ducky?
Ahh, a direct query, demanding a direct response, which in this case is a direct no.
MMike
[to Gibbs] We're getting more alike you and me, Probie. Even feeling the same pain. I don't know how you didn't go crazy when you lost your little girl, maybe you did for awhile; maybe you still are. But I just know I've got to do what's right for my boy... I owe him that.
Ever tell your dad what you were up to Probie?
Everyday!
...Wrong person to ask.
[her eyes are closed] Do you think it's ESP? [Gibbs walks out] I mean, that you always know when I find something, and if it is ESP, are you reading my mind, or am I sending you some sort of brain thoughts out of my head and into yours? [she turns around, opens her eyes, realizing he's not here and shuts them again] Come back Gibbs. Come back Gibbs.
There is nothing lucky about waking up at your own autopsy Probie.
Well... at least you know you're not dead.
[about the morgue] This is the place, where death rejoices in teaching the living!
I found this, in his left trouser pocket. It's organic.
Illegal?
We could smoke it and find out.
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