Where are WE going?
We're not going anywhere.
Who are you taking, McGee?
S4 E15Friends & Lovers
I, I cannot believe you forgot.
MMary
Oh my god, this is where your grandmother choked to death on veal.
Well, nothing says 'I love you' like a rotting corpse in an abandoned crap hole.
Have you ever wondered why perfectly healthy individuals suddenly and occasionally keel over and die, Mr Palmer?
Now that you mention it...
No no no. It's a trick question. They don't.
[Abby is listing organic compounds and the chemical breakdown of the victim's body fluids]
[to McGee, who is standing behind him] Friends of yours, Elf Lord?
Poison has been the weapon of choice for women for centuries, except they tend to hide it in food rather than drink.
That would explain why my last ex-wife spent so much time in the kitchen.
S4 E16Dead Man Walking
Lieutenant Roy Sanders, Sir. I need you to investigate a murder.
Whose?
[pulls out a clump of his own hair] Mine.
This is killing me. I feel like I know him.
Mossad?
Maybe.
Internet dating?
I will kill you eighteen different ways with this paperclip.
Table's cold.
None of my other patients ever complained.
Sorry, thought it might be nice for you to have someone to talk to for a change.
Oh, I always talk to my guests. The difference here is, you talk back.
[McGee has to wear hospital scrubs while Abby tests his clothes for radiation.]
Clothes make the man, what does that make McGee?
Male nurse?
No, Aquasmurf.
Found something.
Is it dangerous?
Do you want kids...? Kidding.
Sorry, felt a little dizzy.
I have to get you into bed. Oh, I ...
I'm not saying anything.
Sorry, it's the English.
I have been working for thirty straight hours!
This is my fourth cup of the day!
Mossad. Hot liquid. Let her have it, McGee.
Thanks.
Would you think you'd have noticed... that I was no longer there? That I'd stopped running.
Yes. I would've noticed... I would have missed seeing you.
But eventually you'd have forgotten me.
Yes... [takes Roy's hand] I won't forget you now.
[Tony is obsessing about the cost of McGee's new jacket.]
Who's the designer?
Why do you assume I know?
Because...
Because-because I'm a woman? Because I'm Jewish?
Because you're a great detective.
...True.
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