Lieutenant Roy Sanders, Sir. I need you to investigate a murder.
Whose?
[pulls out a clump of his own hair] Mine.
“Dead Man Walking” · Season 4, Episode 16
In this episode: Ziva David (7), Tony DiNozzo (6), Roy (4), Timothy McGee (2), Leroy Jethro Gibbs (1), Ducky Mallard (1)
This is killing me. I feel like I know him.
Mossad?
Maybe.
Internet dating?
I will kill you eighteen different ways with this paperclip.
Table's cold.
None of my other patients ever complained.
Sorry, thought it might be nice for you to have someone to talk to for a change.
Oh, I always talk to my guests. The difference here is, you talk back.
[McGee has to wear hospital scrubs while Abby tests his clothes for radiation.]
Clothes make the man, what does that make McGee?
Male nurse?
No, Aquasmurf.
Found something.
Is it dangerous?
Do you want kids...? Kidding.
Sorry, felt a little dizzy.
I have to get you into bed. Oh, I ...
I'm not saying anything.
Sorry, it's the English.
I have been working for thirty straight hours!
This is my fourth cup of the day!
Mossad. Hot liquid. Let her have it, McGee.
Thanks.
Would you think you'd have noticed... that I was no longer there? That I'd stopped running.
Yes. I would've noticed... I would have missed seeing you.
But eventually you'd have forgotten me.
Yes... [takes Roy's hand] I won't forget you now.
[Tony is obsessing about the cost of McGee's new jacket.]
Who's the designer?
Why do you assume I know?
Because...
Because-because I'm a woman? Because I'm Jewish?
Because you're a great detective.
...True.
They say the clothes make the man.
He's not a man, he's a McGee.
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