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NCIS · Season 4, Episode 17

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“Skeletons” · Season 4, Episode 17

In this episode: Tony DiNozzo (5), Leroy Jethro Gibbs (3), Timothy McGee (3), Ziva David (2), Abby Sciuto (1), Ducky Mallard (1), Jimmy Palmer (1)

(to McGee, holding a dollar bill and a candy bar) Give me a dollar.

Okay. What's wrong with that one?

The machine wouldn't take it. And I want a candy bar.

What's wrong with that candy bar?

It has nougat in it.

But you hate nougat.

I know! It was a mistake, McGee! Do you have a dollar?!

All I have are big bills.

What is nougat?

It's whipped dolphin fat.

No. That's the filling in Klowny Kake.

That is a myth. [Shouts] Would someone please give me a dollar?!

(silence)

Sure, I got one.

(Abby walks over and snatches it from him)

Thanks. God, it's like some kind of crime to not like nougat! [Leaves]

I don't even know what nougat is!

It's a cream, made from sugar, honey and nuts. Grab your gear. Got an explosion at a Marine's funeral in James River National.

Did anyone else see what just happened there with Abby?

Yeah. She stole my dollar.

She definitely seemed Un-Abby.

Who?

Abby.

Abby's unhappy?

No. Abby's Un-Abby. I need you to focus here, okay? Pitch in. I'll talk to her when I can.

Why you?

Because dealing with an angry woman requires a great deal of sensitivity. Clearly not an area of expertise for you.

Well, I don't doubt that you have more experience with angry women.

See? That wasn't very sensitive, was it?

The man has one serious relationship and all of the sudden, he's an expert.

All right, there is one clear-cut, undeniable reason why I should be the one to talk to Abby: She owes me a dollar.

I was right, wasn't I? There is something wrong with Abby.

Let it go, Probie.

Why?

Because I'm pretty sure it was something you did.

DiNozzo, David, wait here.

You sure about that, Boss...? Of course, because if you weren't, you'd be saying, "DiNozzo, David, follow me." PROBIE, STOP IT!

[Ducky and Palmer are piecing together some skeletal remains and discussing death rituals]

[...]

[...] Humerus

I suppose it depends on what you find funny. [Ducky holds up the humerus] Oh.

David, DiNozzo, perimeter.

You sure you don't want us to help you in there boss...? Of course not, because if you did, you would have said, "David, DiNozzo, follow me." PROBIE, STOP IT!

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