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S4 E6Witch Hunt

You know what they say about a mother bear and her cubs.

They eat them when the food runs out. I saw it in this documentary that Tony forced me to watch; Grizzly Man?

Yes, well, I was referring to the mother bear's protective instincts when her cubs are threatened. There is no more dangerous creature in the world.

I agree. They also ate the man who shot the footage, and his girlfriend.

Well, that's perfectly dreadful.

That's what I said to Tony!

What does Gibbs think?

I don't know. He isn't speaking to me.

Well, chin up, my dear. It could be worse.

How?

He could be a bear.

(Ducky and Palmer drive up with the car splattered with eggs)

What happened to them?

I told you, it's Halloween.

Sorry we're late, we had a run-in with some local youths.

Yeah, I can see that.

Did you get a good look at 'em?

Oh, we did better than that. (to Palmer) Release the captives!

(Palmer slides open the door and three ninjas stumble out of the car)

NNinjas

Where are we? We said we're sorry!

Nice work, Palmer!

Oh, it wasn't me, Tony. Dr. Mallard chased them three blocks!

Oh, please. It's not that impressive. It's not as if they were real ninjas.

GAA guy at the Halloween party

Great group costume, guys, but, uh... you spelled CSI wrong on your hats.

You know what they say about a mother bear and her cubs.

They eat them when the food runs out. I saw it in a documentary Tony forced me to watch; Grizzly Man?

I was referring to a mother bear's protective nature when her cubs are threatened. There is no deadlier creature on the planet.

I agree. They also ate the man who shot the footage, and his girlfriend.

Yeah well, that's perfectly dreadful.

That's what I said to Tony!

My point is Laurie Niles may have been trying to protect her daughter. The husband filed for separation, another man was claiming to be the child's father.

She didn't want to lose or share custody of Sarah.

That's one possibility. What does Gibbs think?

Hard to tell, he's currently not talking to me.

Well, chin up, dear it could be worse.

How?

He could be a bear.

S4 E7Sandblast

Ziva! Hey! What the hell are you doing?

I can disarm it.

Okay... Well, great. Let's go outside and talk about this.

If it detonates before EOD gets here, we'll lose evidence.

Well, what a bummer! That would be a real shame. Ziva! Ziva! [running after her] This has to be the stupidest thing any human being has ever done!

Then why are you following me, Tony?

I don't frickin' know!

[watching as Ziva disarms a bomb] I can see down your shirt right now.

I don't think your new girlfriend would like that.

What are you talking about? I don't know what you're talking about.

I'm talking about you, and the fact that you no longer stare at every woman when they pass you by.

Well, I'm looking down your shirt right now.

See anything good?

Yeah. Real good, but I'm not entirely sure it's worth dying -- [winces as Ziva cuts a wire] -- over.

Not worth dying over. [zips up her jacket] I'll remember that.

What if I said it was?

Now you'll never know.

Looks like this guy's a couple puppies short of a pet shop!

Most suicide bombers are.

S4 E8Once A Hero

MMarty

You don't have an unhealthy obsession with death now, do you?

Oh no! It's just a hobby!

SECDEF staff are worried that it was an attempt on the life of their boss.

Are we worried?

If it was an assassination attempt, he's a lousy assassin. Used his body as a weapon and missed by 75 feet.

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