You don't have an unhealthy obsession with death now, do you?
Oh no! It's just a hobby!
“Once A Hero” · Season 4, Episode 8
In this episode: Leroy Jethro Gibbs (4), Tony DiNozzo (3), Ziva David (2), Timothy McGee (2), Abby Sciuto (1), Jenny Shepard (1), Jeanne (1)
You don't have an unhealthy obsession with death now, do you?
Oh no! It's just a hobby!
Do I need a lawyer?
Only if you're feeling guilty.
There's more than one reason to kiss a girl.
There is?
I know something else we could do to stay warm.
Really? I wonder what that could be? Coffee?
Dancing!
DiNozzo!
Boss?
Stop eating the evidence.
SECDEF staff are worried that it was an attempt on the life of their boss.
Are we worried?
If it was an assassination attempt, he's a lousy assassin. Used his body as a weapon and missed by 75 feet.
Well no bag, maybe the killer took it.
Maybe she just didn't have a bag.
Every woman has a bag.
Do I have a bag, McGee?
No, but you're not a... Well, I mean you're a woman, it's just, you're not a... Not a normal... You're right, every woman does not have a bag.
[The team is preparing Special Agent Lee for an undercover assignment to infiltrate a sex trafficking ring]
She looks the part, just like a..
Whore?
[glares at Ziva] A courtesan.
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