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NCIS · Season 4, Episode 6

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“Witch Hunt” · Season 4, Episode 6

In this episode: Ziva David (5), Tony DiNozzo (4), Timothy McGee (4), Ducky Mallard (4), Leroy Jethro Gibbs (3), Jimmy Palmer (1)

The boy saw a car leaving the scene that looked like a "Karuma." I'm not familiar with the model.

"Karuma" is Japanese for "car," Ziva.

Your description of the car is "car." Nice work, Officer David.

The Karuma's the name of a car in Grand Theft Auto III. It's a Chrysler Sebring Sedan.

McGeek with the save!

Look, I know what I saw. Someone policed the brass and tried to wipe up the blood.

Who, Probie-- the crime scene fairies? There's no one here!

Something just touched my foot. Something's under the couch!

Maybe it's the, uh, crime scene fairy, Tony.

I hate Halloween

Marital problems?

Well, according to someone called Scuttle Butt, he caught his wife cheating on him.

Scuttlebutt's not a person, Ziva. Scuttlebutt is what Marines call gossip.

And you wonder why I have a problem with your language.

You know what they say about a mother bear and her cubs.

They eat them when the food runs out. I saw it in this documentary that Tony forced me to watch; Grizzly Man?

Yes, well, I was referring to the mother bear's protective instincts when her cubs are threatened. There is no more dangerous creature in the world.

I agree. They also ate the man who shot the footage, and his girlfriend.

Well, that's perfectly dreadful.

That's what I said to Tony!

What does Gibbs think?

I don't know. He isn't speaking to me.

Well, chin up, my dear. It could be worse.

How?

He could be a bear.

(Ducky and Palmer drive up with the car splattered with eggs)

What happened to them?

I told you, it's Halloween.

Sorry we're late, we had a run-in with some local youths.

Yeah, I can see that.

Did you get a good look at 'em?

Oh, we did better than that. (to Palmer) Release the captives!

(Palmer slides open the door and three ninjas stumble out of the car)

NNinjas

Where are we? We said we're sorry!

Nice work, Palmer!

Oh, it wasn't me, Tony. Dr. Mallard chased them three blocks!

Oh, please. It's not that impressive. It's not as if they were real ninjas.

GAA guy at the Halloween party

Great group costume, guys, but, uh... you spelled CSI wrong on your hats.

You know what they say about a mother bear and her cubs.

They eat them when the food runs out. I saw it in a documentary Tony forced me to watch; Grizzly Man?

I was referring to a mother bear's protective nature when her cubs are threatened. There is no deadlier creature on the planet.

I agree. They also ate the man who shot the footage, and his girlfriend.

Yeah well, that's perfectly dreadful.

That's what I said to Tony!

My point is Laurie Niles may have been trying to protect her daughter. The husband filed for separation, another man was claiming to be the child's father.

She didn't want to lose or share custody of Sarah.

That's one possibility. What does Gibbs think?

Hard to tell, he's currently not talking to me.

Well, chin up, dear it could be worse.

How?

He could be a bear.

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