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S10 E7Part II

[Tony and Ziva are in the car on a stake out]

[cheerfully] Yup, well, I think the sun is virtually up so let me be the first to wish you Happy Thanksgiving. Gobble, gobble. [chuckles, Ziva looks to him in annoyance] How about the boss? Planning the big host this year. Turkey legs by the fire.

[irritated] Shut up! I'm sick of you sitting in this car being nice to me!

[smiles] My deepest apologies.

You're only being nice because you want me to tell you what you want to know.

Then tell me and I'll stop being nice.

There's nothing to tell.

[sigh] Fine. I'll make it up. [loudly] He's a veterinarian.

Stop raising your voice.

I can't be nice, I might as well be loud. Does it make you laugh?

[laughs sarcastically] You're such a child. And then you wonder why I cannot talk to you.

So he's a hilarious veterinarian who likes the opera.

Why do you care?! I thought we were past caring about these things.

Past them? Look, I don't care who the guy is. I just thought, we were, you know, telling each other things about things. The things that..you know, matter.

Tony, there is no funny veterinarian. There is no one, actually.

GGirl

Look, I didn't do nothing.

Lay off the double negatives. They confuse her. [looks at Ziva]

He means how you got Hall and brought him back to us.

PPatterson

[shocked] What? That wasn't me Captain. That was you.

[to himself] I didn't run away.

You didn't run. Forgive yourself for the rest.

I just wish it would've mattered.

PPatterson

[to Gibbs] "The General" never ran from anything. [to Westcott] It mattered. To us.

S10 E8Gone

[answers his phone] Yeah, Duck?

[British accent] Cheerio, Jethro. You'll be interested to know I've discovered something of rather vital importance.

Nice, Tony. Now put Ducky on.

[normal voice] Really? I thought that was kinda good.

[in Autopsy, Ducky head-slaps Tony]

Ow!

I do not say "cheerio"!

Got it.

[While Ziva is struggling with a suspect, Abby hits him with a...]

Frying pan. It's a little cliched.

[laughing] Works for me.

Tony DiNozzo, I would like you to meet my very good friend, Shmeil Pinkhas, Middle East historian, philosopher and poet.

SShmeil

Listen to her kvelling. But who can argue with a smile like that? DiNozzo... I think I met somebody of that name at a hotel bar in Geneva. An older version of you, quite dashing...

[squirming] Let me get this straight... you've met my father?

SShmeil

Nice kid. And such stories! Oh, many I cannot repeat in mixed company.

[Ziva laughs.]

SShmeil

But he had me laughing!

Well, if he stuck you with the check, then that's our guy.

S10 E9Devil's Trifecta

[Tony is interogating Diane, Vance enters]

Gibbs, the interrogation is over...

[He looks confused at seeing Tony, not Gibbs, there. Diane just points at the observation room, then herself, then back at the observation room.]

Right. Should have seen that one coming.

[coming to McGee's apartment to collect Diane, Gibbs finds them asleep on the couch, intertwined (albeit fully clothed)]

[entering after Gibbs] Hey Gibbs, what's taking so long? Come on, people! [claps his hands] Chop-chop! [sees] ...Holy Fourth of July Weenie Roast, WHAT THE HELL AM I LOOKING AT?!

I know a Customs Agent I can talk to, see if he'll issue a BOLO on similar shipments. That might shed some light. Tobias, go back to the FBI and do the same thing. Jethro, MTAC. See if there's any new intel on Syria, North Korea or Iran.

[Diane leaves.]

...Did she just give us orders?

Yeah. But they're good ones.

[annoyed] I know!

S10 E10You Better Watch Out

[about Tony's late mother]

Tony showed me a picture. She was beautiful.

ADAnthony DiNozzo, Sr.

Inside and out. She was the love of my life, Ziva. Somehow I've never been able to fill up that void... though Lord knows I've gotten into plenty of trouble trying.

[They laugh.]

[McGee is surprised to recognize the landfill foreman as an old classmate from M.I.T.]

Last I heard, you were teaching computational evolutionary biology.

SStewie

Was. Burned out, man. But I found my calling: trash! Crazy, right? Hey, you know you can learn more about mankind from what it throws away than you can in any classroom?

SStewie

May 2, 2-0-1-1. That'd be in... G sector. [points] And by now about 30 feet under. We had a break-in that night. Police came to investigate, shared a laugh... what would anyone steal from a dump?

[trades a look with Tony] I think we may have the answer.

Yeah. I know you're a smart guy, Stewie, but how do you remember the exact date of the break-in?

SStewie

Everybody remembers where they were that day. Don't you? It was the night the Navy SEAL team took out bin Laden.

S10 E11Shabbat Shalom

Where is your protection? They've usually given themselves away by now.

That is why they do not know I am in the country. No one knows.

You are the Director of Mossad, Abba, that is impossible.

Ziva, nothing is impossible, only difficult.

Which makes this officially the stupidest thing you've ever done, which is saying something. Don't you remember the last time you were here?

Yes, you said sometimes life surprises you. Surprise!

[Eli has traveled to Washington without his protection detail.]

What if someone saw you?

At your gym?

Anywhere! Surely you still have enemies who want you dead.

You think? (chuckles) Ziva, I do not walk straight lines. As your Agent Gibbs would say, this is not my first radio.

"Rodeo."

[outside Vance's house]

What about my father? McGee!

[McGee says nothing. Ziva rushes inside and sees Tony, grim-faced.]

No...

[She rounds the sofa and sees Eli slumped in a corner, eyes staring at nothing - dead.]

ABBA! Abba...

[She cradles her father's body, weeping and praying in Hebrew. Gibbs and McGee enter.]

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