[Tony and Ziva are in the car on a stake out]
[cheerfully] Yup, well, I think the sun is virtually up so let me be the first to wish you Happy Thanksgiving. Gobble, gobble. [chuckles, Ziva looks to him in annoyance] How about the boss? Planning the big host this year. Turkey legs by the fire.
[irritated] Shut up! I'm sick of you sitting in this car being nice to me!
[smiles] My deepest apologies.
You're only being nice because you want me to tell you what you want to know.
Then tell me and I'll stop being nice.
There's nothing to tell.
[sigh] Fine. I'll make it up. [loudly] He's a veterinarian.
Stop raising your voice.
I can't be nice, I might as well be loud. Does it make you laugh?
[laughs sarcastically] You're such a child. And then you wonder why I cannot talk to you.
So he's a hilarious veterinarian who likes the opera.
Why do you care?! I thought we were past caring about these things.
Past them? Look, I don't care who the guy is. I just thought, we were, you know, telling each other things about things. The things that..you know, matter.
Tony, there is no funny veterinarian. There is no one, actually.
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