Tony DiNozzo, I would like you to meet my very good friend, Shmeil Pinkhas, Middle East historian, philosopher and poet.
SShmeil
Listen to her kvelling. But who can argue with a smile like that? DiNozzo... I think I met somebody of that name at a hotel bar in Geneva. An older version of you, quite dashing...
[squirming] Let me get this straight... you've met my father?
SShmeil
Nice kid. And such stories! Oh, many I cannot repeat in mixed company.
[Ziva laughs.]
SShmeil
But he had me laughing!
Well, if he stuck you with the check, then that's our guy.
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