NCIS · Season 10
Let me guess, those movie trivia works with women in bars?
Well, something must. 'Cause Tim and I have a pretty fierce date on Friday night. [McGee nods in agreement] And I have to say, we are a force of nature.
I see. So women are just waiting for this masculine force?
Pretty much, yeah.
You can stare all you want but a watched mass spec will not coil. He's also immune to wishing, hoping, willing, most forms of voodoo.
[Tony, Ziva and Gibbs are discussing a victim who played basketball in high school]
Where he was suspended for shaving. Why do they not want their players to shave?
Shaving points, Ziva.
Kris Taylor?
No...he's not here. Is something wrong?
[sarcastically] Yes. It is 3pm and we just woke you up. Do your parents know what they're paying for?
[hangs up the phone] Grrrr this guy bugs me!!
Who?
Mr Vijay-I'm-a-billionaire-and-I-want-my-car-back-right-now Chaya.
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You can tell a lot about someone from their car.
Yeah?
We can bust this guy if we want to.
Yeah?
Based on contents of his ashtray, he smokes Cuban cigars.
Abs, that's not a problem.
He wears $3000 Italian sunglasses and has Justin Bieber on his hard-drive! Can't we arrest him for that?!
It put a smile on my face, hearing that you joined the Corps, Leroy.
Well, you had a lot to do with that, LJ. You were my hero long before you got the Medal of Honor.
Aw...
Yeah. Iwo, Montford Point Marine.
Well, truth be told, I wanted to be a Marine 'cause of that snazzy blue dress uniform with those red stripes, real sharp!
How'd it go with your father?
No blood shed.
This medal is a great honor. You risked your life for it. It doesn't belong in a pawnshop.
How did you get her to give it to you?
I got a son who's a federal agent. Sticks his nose in other people's business. He's very persuasive.
Need a lift back to Stillwater?
Only if I drive. You were the worst.
Me? I'm not the one who totaled your father's Studebaker!
[LJ laughs heartily.]
[as he walks into the squad room from the elevator] The sweet smell of recycled air, the hot glare of an annoying skylight, the weird whir of a broken fax machine, another day in paradise!
[amused] Well, somebody woke up on the far side of the bed.
Actually, I sort of did, Ziva. [sarcastically] Thanks to my annoying new neighbors who kept me awake until 5 o'clock this morning.
Screamers?
The screamers. Third night in a row.
I had neighbors once who never stopped fighting.
Not that kind of screamer Ziva.
[McGee shows Tony's old high school portrait to Ziva, who gushes over it while Tony looks embarrassed]
Ok, ok, have your chuckles. By the way, that was a very good look back in the day.
For a Bible salesman!
Tony, if I were you I would burn that film because you do not want anymore of these getting out there.
It shouldn't have gotten out at all but it did, thanks to McSnoop Dog here. Now listen, give me that picture because Gibbs cannot get his hands on this, do you understand me?
[walks into squad room] Nice look, helmet-head.
Hey Boss. It is a transitional phase. You know, the 80's.
You serve, Agent Gibbs?
Scout Sniper.
Then you know what it's like seeing your friends die and thinking you could've done more.
Are you all right, Tony?
Can I show you something?
Yes. [Tony hands her old photographs] Is this your mother?
Yes.
Wow, she was beautiful.
Oh. I guess she was.
How come you never talk about her?
I don't?
No. No, you don't.
Hm. Well, I guess she was the first woman to break my heart, and I don't like to talk about things like that.
You don't like to talk about it because you don't want to, maybe it causes you too much pain. So she was the one who took you to the movies, huh?
Yeah. Yeah, we would go to these dollar matinees. We'd make these weekend trips to the city and there was this this theater that she loved over on 42nd Street. It was pretty run down, but she loved movies. I think she loved the escape. This is the last movie we ever saw together, right before she -- The Little Prince.
[smiles softly] "That which is essential is invisible to the eye."
Ziva David, did you just quote a movie?
No. I quoted a book that was made into a movie.
[smiles] Huh.
Where is Captain Westcott, other than at the forefront of your mind?
He's headed home. Doc ok-ed me getting into the ambush and I pushed. Pushed too hard.
It's obvious that you feel a grave responsibility towards this young man.
Ducky, I sent home plenty of Marines like Westcott. I knew their heads weren't right. I hoped that there would be someone on the other side to catch them.
You had no choice. You had to stay behind. It was your duty.
I'm on the other side now. I tried to catch Westcott. I didn't, he wouldn't let me.
And when do you take no for an answer?
I'm angry, Ducky.
You can't fix the world, Jethro. But you can call the boy.
Can't believe the old bird just let you shut the place down so I could concentrate.
Amazing what happens when you don't give the bird a choice.
[laughs] You are a bad ass Agent Gibbs.
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