Why would someone unbury a body? I can answer that. To send a message. Like, hi I'm dead. Never get engaged to two women at the same time.
S4 E5Dead And Unburied
Shooting someone in broad daylight is just dumb.
You're not thinking like a jealous woman, Ziva.
What does your gut tell you Boss?
[typing at his computer, nods to McGee] Take your shirt off.
Here we go.
[stares at Gibbs] I know it's kinda messy...
Your shirt McGee. Take it off, now.
[McGee takes his bloodied shirt off and puts it into the evidence bag while Tony and Ziva smirk]
Take it down to Abby. [McGee stares at him] Or would you rather wait for a search warrant?
Rebecca's DNA [desperately to Tony] Can I borrow one of your shirts?
[smiles at him] You're afraid all that white might burn out Abby's corneas?
Do not make me walk around like a sold date. Come on, help me out.
All right. I can't resist a damsel in distress. [takes shirt off and hands it to McGee] Here, take this. I'll get a fresh one.
[smirking from her desk] Wow. It's just like Chippendales. Without the bow ties or muscles.
S4 E6Witch Hunt
The boy saw a car leaving the scene that looked like a "Karuma." I'm not familiar with the model.
"Karuma" is Japanese for "car," Ziva.
Your description of the car is "car." Nice work, Officer David.
The Karuma's the name of a car in Grand Theft Auto III. It's a Chrysler Sebring Sedan.
McGeek with the save!
Look, I know what I saw. Someone policed the brass and tried to wipe up the blood.
Who, Probie-- the crime scene fairies? There's no one here!
Something just touched my foot. Something's under the couch!
Maybe it's the, uh, crime scene fairy, Tony.
I hate Halloween
Marital problems?
Well, according to someone called Scuttle Butt, he caught his wife cheating on him.
Scuttlebutt's not a person, Ziva. Scuttlebutt is what Marines call gossip.
And you wonder why I have a problem with your language.
You know what they say about a mother bear and her cubs.
They eat them when the food runs out. I saw it in this documentary that Tony forced me to watch; Grizzly Man?
Yes, well, I was referring to the mother bear's protective instincts when her cubs are threatened. There is no more dangerous creature in the world.
I agree. They also ate the man who shot the footage, and his girlfriend.
Well, that's perfectly dreadful.
That's what I said to Tony!
What does Gibbs think?
I don't know. He isn't speaking to me.
Well, chin up, my dear. It could be worse.
How?
He could be a bear.
(Ducky and Palmer drive up with the car splattered with eggs)
What happened to them?
I told you, it's Halloween.
Sorry we're late, we had a run-in with some local youths.
Yeah, I can see that.
Did you get a good look at 'em?
Oh, we did better than that. (to Palmer) Release the captives!
(Palmer slides open the door and three ninjas stumble out of the car)
NNinjas
Where are we? We said we're sorry!
Nice work, Palmer!
Oh, it wasn't me, Tony. Dr. Mallard chased them three blocks!
Oh, please. It's not that impressive. It's not as if they were real ninjas.
GAA guy at the Halloween party
Great group costume, guys, but, uh... you spelled CSI wrong on your hats.
You know what they say about a mother bear and her cubs.
They eat them when the food runs out. I saw it in a documentary Tony forced me to watch; Grizzly Man?
I was referring to a mother bear's protective nature when her cubs are threatened. There is no deadlier creature on the planet.
I agree. They also ate the man who shot the footage, and his girlfriend.
Yeah well, that's perfectly dreadful.
That's what I said to Tony!
My point is Laurie Niles may have been trying to protect her daughter. The husband filed for separation, another man was claiming to be the child's father.
She didn't want to lose or share custody of Sarah.
That's one possibility. What does Gibbs think?
Hard to tell, he's currently not talking to me.
Well, chin up, dear it could be worse.
How?
He could be a bear.
S4 E7Sandblast
Did I miss something?
Gibbs just found his fourth ex-wife.
Ziva! Hey! What the hell are you doing?
I can disarm it.
Okay... Well, great. Let's go outside and talk about this.
If it detonates before EOD gets here, we'll lose evidence.
Well, what a bummer! That would be a real shame. Ziva! Ziva! [running after her] This has to be the stupidest thing any human being has ever done!
Then why are you following me, Tony?
I don't frickin' know!
[watching as Ziva disarms a bomb] I can see down your shirt right now.
I don't think your new girlfriend would like that.
What are you talking about? I don't know what you're talking about.
I'm talking about you, and the fact that you no longer stare at every woman when they pass you by.
Well, I'm looking down your shirt right now.
See anything good?
Yeah. Real good, but I'm not entirely sure it's worth dying -- [winces as Ziva cuts a wire] -- over.
Not worth dying over. [zips up her jacket] I'll remember that.
What if I said it was?
Now you'll never know.
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