With luck, he'll spit on my boots.
Looking for a reason to whack him in the head, Gibbs?
No. To shoot him.
S2 E5The Bone Yard
DDeluca
Hey! Agent Gibbs! Are you deaf or nuts?!
A little of both.
Gibbs is going to kill you.
What, why me?
I'm not telling him.
S2 E6Terminal Leave
WWilly
Have you shot anybody?
Not this week.
I want double overtime for this, boss. That kid's a nightmare.
He reminds me of you.
Yeah. When I was a kid, I used to bury our pets under our porch till my mom found out. She was pretty upset.
They didn't want you to bury your pets?
No. We lived on the tenth floor of an apartment building.
(after attempting a technical explanation to Gibbs, gives up) Machine making pretty pictures now.
[Kate catches Tony listening through the door to Jen's room as her parents yell at her.]
(whispering) What are you doing?!
Uh... listening.
That is just wrong.
Sneaking your horny boyfriend into a house filled with armed federal agents who are on the lookout for Al-Qaeda assassins, that's wrong, Kate. Me, I'm just trying to gather some valuable intel so I can do my job better.
[They both nod, then put their ears to the door.]
S2 E7Call of Silence
Come on, Corporal. Let a Gunny buy you dinner.
EYErnie Yost
You... you were never an officer?
Ah, hell no!
YYost
I knew there was something I liked about you.
YYost
[to Tony] What do you know? You weren't even a gleam in your old man's eye!
YYost
It's not a water cooler, it's called a scuttlebutt. How long you been in the Corps?
Since I met Gibbs.
YYost
You conned me, Gunny.
Nah. Would I do that to you?
YYost
You're damn right you would. And I want to thank you for it. [to Yoshida] And you were never on Iwo Jima?
HYHiroshi Yoshida
Iwo Jima, no.
YYost
[wagging a finger at Gibbs] Ahhh...
YYoshida
Guadalcanal.
[takes Kate aside] Corporal Ernest Yost. Dig up his SRB.
Got a Social Security number?
They didn't use them for serial numbers when he served.
So how am I supposed to get his SRB without a serial number.
Well, Kate, you can ask him.
Gibbs, I doubt that he could remember his--
Corporal Yost!
YYost
Yo!
Serial number!
YYost
330090, sir!
Or you could just look him up under Medal of Honor recipients...
[Kate looks at Yost astounded, obviously seeing him in a new light.]
You don't win the Medal of Honor, Kate, you're awarded it for conspicuous gallantry above and beyond the call of duty.
This weapon is circa early 1940s.
Year or two before I joined the Corps. [smiles at Abby]
[Commander Faith Coleman is furious to find out that Yost is not in the NCIS building. Unknown to her, Gibbs had Tony secretly take Yost home.]
Please don't insult me by telling me he escaped.
The older they are, the sneakier they are!
Yost complained of a weak bladder. He had to use the restroom every ten minutes. We gave up escorting him and one time he just didn't come back.
Found a window open. He must've shimmied down that drain pipe.
[sarcastically] Ah, I'd liked to have seen that.
We think the weak bladder was a trick to get us to let down our guard.
We're sick about it, Commander.
Yes I can see that you all look absolutely devastated.
I put out an APB. Airports, train stations, taxi cabs...walker rentals...
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