Coleman quotes from NCIS

Please don't insult me by telling me he escaped.

Gibbs

The older they are, the sneakier they are!

Kate

Yost complained of a weak bladder. He had to use the restroom every ten minutes. We gave up escorting him and one time he just didn't come back.

McGee

Found a window open. He must've shimmied down that drain pipe.

[sarcastically] Ah, I'd liked to have seen that.

Gibbs

We think the weak bladder was a trick to get us to let down our guard.

Kate

We're sick about it, Commander.

Yes I can see that you all look absolutely devastated.

McGee

I put out an APB. Airports, train stations, taxi cabs...walker rentals...

Gibbs

Look at him, Commander, in agony over something he didn't do.

How do you know?

Gibbs

[looks at Cdr Coleman] Ever been in combat?

No.

Gibbs

The only one you depend on is the buddy next to you. He's closer to you than your brother. Why would you smash his head in?

God only knows.

Gibbs

Well, he had better tell me 'cause I don't understand and neither does Yost.

There are enough holes in this case to raise reasonable doubt.

There is also enough evidence to tie you to the murders and a string of witnesses. Your colleagues will testify to angry words between you and Lieutenant Singer right up to the time of her death.

Well, it could be worse, I guess.

How?

I could not have an alibi.

[in annoyance] You have an alibi?

No.

Doctor isn't it possible that the LT's injuries were a result of an accidental fall?

Ducky

[very seriously] Well the railing is very high. It's quite unlikely. Unless the LT's unconscious body levitated and dropped over the side. I've heard--

[cutting him off] Thank you Doctor.