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[as her computer fizzles and crashes] NO! NO, NO, NO,... My baby just french-fried!
System's over-heated.
So reboot it.
Believe it or not, Gibbs, not all computer problems can be solved by rebooting.
[brightly, holding up cell phone] Works for me.
Even if it does. It's gonna take like an hour for mine to cool down!
And without air conditioning it'll happen again!
So take it somewhere cooler!
Where? The whole building is like an illegal sweat-shop!
Not the whole building Abs!
Kate, take McGee and search the Watsons' house. DiNozzo, I want everything there is on Watson and his family by the time I get back. [takes his SIG out and walks to elevator]
Where are you going Boss?
To talk to Capt Watson.
Wait, Gibbs, if they're watching him...
I'll make sure they don't notice!
[to Tony] That is not a good call.
[nonchalantly] Relax. You think Gibbs keeps that haircut to save on shampoo?
Face it, McGee. We are doomed.
Gibbs can't really expect us to hack into the Pentagon in a single afternoon!
Yeah, he can.
You're right, we are doomed.
We have to call DOD and hope they'll let us in without severing the connection!
Unless! What if the trojan isn't system wide? If it was then...
He wouldn't need...
Watson to do it for him! That means that he can't access the rest of the network!
(stares at the computer screen) We've been trying to hack the wrong place!
Okay checking for outside links! Yes we've got multiple incoming packets! And we're varying the Doomsday Trojan!
(flirting) I love it when you talk geek!
(flirting) I love it that you love it!
I'll be sure to mention that to Captain Watson...right after we're done burying his family!
I would seriously hold off on those funeral arrangements Gibbs! The reason we're so excited is...
We've hacked into Watson's computer...
And we should be able to back-trace the connection as soon as (sees the image distort) No, no (starts typing frantically) No! (as the screen goes black) Aah! (Gibbs looks confused) My baby just french-fried!
(to an even more confused Gibbs) The system's overheated!
So just re-boot it!
(puts her head in her hands) Believe it or not Gibbs...But not all computer problems can be solved by re-booting!
(holds up a new phone and says brightly) Works for me! (McGee looks terrified of what could happen if Gibbs realises the scam Kate and DiNozzo have been pulling on him.)
Even if it does. It'll take like at least an hour for mine to cool down!
And with out air-conditioning it'll happen again!
So take it somewhere cooler
Where? The whole building is like an illegal sweatshop!
(smiling) Not the whole building Abs!
Can I trouble you for the left ear, Mr. Palmer?
Uh (holds the ear to his left ear to make sure it's the same one) One left ear coming up!
Huh.
What?
That's odd!
What? It's not the left ear!
It's the left just not the right left...so to speak!
But that would mean...
Three bodies! (Jimmy sighs in annoyance and pushes the drawer shut) Time to start another table!
Hey Ducky! My computer died! We need somewhere cooler to set up shop!
(looking at the meat puzzle on the tables) Well we're a little short on space for the moment Abigail but you can use 107! (opens the drawer to find a cadaver still in there) Definately not 107! His relatives were supposed to arrange for him to be taken back last week! Uh...Will this do?
Perfect!
Oh can I give you a hand?
(sees the blood) Uh, no.
(walking up the front path with McGee in tow then notices the sweater) They either left in a hurry. Or were forced to!
How do you know she just didn't leave it there?
(looks at McGee like he's gone crazy) Because she's a little girl, McGee! (then says the stereotype of a boy) They're not typically slobs!
Remind me to introduce you to my little sister!
(using a Gibbs comeback) What was that?
(scared out of his wits) Nothing Agent Todd!
(yelling as Tony winces) Okay Gibbs, your mic is coming in loud and clear! Who's that in the office with him?(jokes) The Devil?
Hey, hey, hey, hey! (signs something to her)
(signs "sorry")
You know? Seeing as no-one in this room is actually deaf that is really annoying!
What can you tell me about the voice?
It sounds like this particle physicist I used to date! He had these tiny little chiglet-like teeth and an Eiffel Tower tattoo!
(shakes the Caf-Pow) Do you want this Abby or not?
Okay! Obviously it's being disguised! I think I can filter it back to it's original state!
You think?
(really high-pitched) "she is a little beauty, she is a little beauty"!
Yeah! Okay I'll get that APB out on the lollipop guild!
Patience Tony!
(really slow and low) "little Beauty"
"He was right about one thing, she is a little beauty"
Not bad! (passes her the Caf-Pow)
Thank you Gibbs!
Next thing I need you to do is hack into Captain Watson's computer!
(chokes on her Caf-Pow) Gibbs! We're talking about the Pentagon here! Even their encryptions have encryptions!
Yeah? That dirt-bag somehow managed it!
it probably took him months! Our best bet is to ask the DOD for access to their system!
No, cause the first thing they'll do is sever the connection! And if that happens, we'll end up with two dead dependants!
I don't think I can do it!
Tony. Get McGee on the hook!
(fighting her emotions grabs his phone) No! (moving out of his reach) I'll get in!
Yeah?
Yeah!
I believe you!
(after Gibbs has walked out he turns the phone off) When has Gibbs been wrong before?
Let me guess, you never inhaled.
I inhaled.
Yeah?
Once. A little bit.
How was it?
Didn't like it.
You didn't like it?
No...
He didn't inhale.
Put someone in a wedding dress
Tony would look cute.
No. He's off interviewing the victim's parents.
Well, McGee then.
No, he's with Tony.
Abby.
No, up to her tats in forensic tests.
Well, what about you? [Gibbs looks at her] You won't have to wear the dress.
Do you know what bongos are? Well the beatnik is playing them in my head!
Tony, Kate, McGee. MTAC now!
(mutters) Tony, Kate, McGee? (louder) Tony, Kate, McGee!
(walking with Tony) Beatnik gone?
(nodding) Yeah!
Cool! (starts clicking her fingers rhythmically)
You find the perfect 50's woman and she almost kills you DiNozzo!
She was so obedient!
Yeah. It's scary how impressed you are by that!
[Watching Gibbs conduct an interrogation]
I think Gibbs enjoys this more than sex.
That would explain the three wives.
You know, most people tend to their personal hygiene at home.
(clipping his nails) What, this bothers you?
No, What bothers me is that it doesn't bother me anymore.
Get the truck.
Where we going, Boss?
Smoky Corners, West Virginia. Marine Helo was found abandoned, crews missing.
Any leads?
You tell me. It's sitting in the middle of a crop circle.
Abby's gonna make us crazy.
Come on, let's go!
Eww, Tony!
What?
You are getting way too comfortable around me. Okay, clipping your nails is one thing, but that, that is crossing the line.
Come on.
No, I'm serious.
(Tony shows the Bartender a picture of the DB.)
Such a sweet countenance.
Sweet countenance?
Yeah, that radiant look on her face.
She doesn't look radiant, she's dead.
In that picture?
Yeah, she's dead.
She's dead?
She's dead. Why do ya think her eyes are closed.
I thought she was meditating.
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