[telling McGee about Gibbs being out of town, looks at Delilah] Can she be trusted?
I have a higher security clearance than any of you.
So did Mata Hari.
S11 E1Whiskey Tango Foxtrot
After what happened to SECNAV, I'm tempted to ground you.
After what happened to SECNAV, how can I stay?
[...]
[to Vance] You want anything from the Tehran gift shop?
[Ducky comes into the examination room while an unknown intruder is working at a computer terminal.]
They were all out of apple fritters, Mr. Palmer, you'll have to make do with this; it's a bear claw. Where's Mr. Palmer? Who're you? This room is for authorized personnel only! So unless I see some credentials, I-
[The man shoves Ducky away and runs for the door just as Palmer comes in; the two collide and start struggling.]
Call security!
[Ducky knocks the intruder cold with one of his aluminium surgical bowls]
[grins] Who needs security? [scoffs] Tie him up!
[Later]
[The intruder is being held inside the interrogation room while Ducky and Tony observe from behind the glass.]
[to Tony] I must say, our victim appears markedly smaller than when Mr. Palmer and I pummeled him into next week. Today we met danger head on and emerged victorious.
Sir, instead of wasting time what if I just hang around here, as a visitor doing purely visiting things. [holds his "visitor" ID]
[smiles] We could use the company.
[after Fornell explains that a terrorist group and some American companies are in cahoots] Gordon Gekko meets bin Laden.
[Tony, McGee and Fornell are sitting in the squad room when Gibbs walks in]
How was the desert? They say it's the dry heat. [Gibbs flings his scarf into Fornell's face as he walks to his desk]
Welcome back, Boss.
What've we got?
The usual. Went to hell while you were gone.
I've got sniper slugs in my living room. The Duckman found a rat in his lab. And, uh, there's a terrorist named Parso...
Yeah I know all that, DiNozzo.
Of course you do.
[...]
[Parsons walks into the squad room, to the shock of McGee and Tony]
Yeah, he's ok. [slaps Parsons hard on the back]
PParsons
[awkwardly] It's nice to see that you guys are alive and well. [looks at an unimpressed McGee and Tony] Look, I'm sorry about the––
MTMcGee & Tony
I want my badge back!
PParsons
[Gibbs looks at him] Yeaaahh. I can understand that. Not a problem. [Fornell looks at Parsons in amusement] Now that the case is, uh... [sees Gibbs looking him intently]...dismissed, I'll talk with Director Vance about it.
[still unimpressed] Thank you, Dick.
You know, I'm not gonna kiss you goodnight.
[incredulously] What??
Why are you walking me to my car? We breaking up?
If I could I would but unfortunately I trust you.
S11 E2Past, Present and Future
Ziva.
Don’t worry, Tony. We will be okay.
OOfficer
Agent DiNozzo, if you’ll come with us, please.
You guys selling timeshares?
AAdam
Hello, Tony.
Adam. You make the big move from Shin Bet to Mossad or are you just here to say hi?
AAdam
You know why I’m here.
Do I?
OOrli
Rest assured, Agent DiNozzo, we are all focused on one objective.
What’s that?
OOrli
Find Ziva David.
You think you can buy me? [Gibbs laughs as he departs; Fornell looks back to his plate.] Oh, who'm I kidding? Of course you can.
S11 E3Under the Radar
VVera
[After being told to partner up with Tony since McGee lost his creds.] Oh, I‘be heard stories about this guy. His car blew up, he almost died from the plague. [to Tony] And didn't someone shoot at you a few months ago?
He missed.
VVera
[Groans, back to Gibbs] I only have two weeks left, Gibbs. I shouldn't even be in the same room with as this moving target.
[Walks away] Go.
[Sighing in annoyance, Vera grabs her gear and begun to head over to Tony, stopping at McGee's desk as he was about to report his creds missing]
VVera
This is your fault, McGee. You're gonna pay. [walks away]
S11 E4Anonymous Was a Woman
[looking on as Gibbs assesses Agent Grady, to Tony] It's worse than we thought. She's applying for a full-time position. Criminal investigator. Gibbs is conducting the preliminary review.
[discreetly] What's the plan?
She's not gonna be as easy to chase away as the others.
[whispers] We can't let Gibbs know that she annoys us. He'll think we feel threatened.
Hey Abby. Ducky said you pulled some prints off our Jane Doe? Any luck?
[looks at McGee] Luck. Is that what you think happens in here?
No I just meant––
It's Tuesday so no backtracking.
[McGee is speechless]
[Gibbs confronts four armed angry Afghan men outside while Catherine and McGee watch from inside]
CCatherine
[to McGee] He's gonna get himself killed!
[nervously] I think I may die of a heart attack first.
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