[Ducky comes into the examination room while an unknown intruder is working at a computer terminal.]
They were all out of apple fritters, Mr. Palmer, you'll have to make do with this; it's a bear claw. Where's Mr. Palmer? Who're you? This room is for authorized personnel only! So unless I see some credentials, I-
[The man shoves Ducky away and runs for the door just as Palmer comes in; the two collide and start struggling.]
Call security!
[Ducky knocks the intruder cold with one of his aluminium surgical bowls]
[grins] Who needs security? [scoffs] Tie him up!
[Later]
[The intruder is being held inside the interrogation room while Ducky and Tony observe from behind the glass.]
[to Tony] I must say, our victim appears markedly smaller than when Mr. Palmer and I pummeled him into next week. Today we met danger head on and emerged victorious.
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